*AS*-Andhra Society, our beloved Assoc... :P

Here in BITS....V hav 16 Regional Associations, for each state, Andhra Society s one of dem. Nw, flash back starts...Our First year, second sem....
As every regional Assoc., AS also has a cultural night called "YUVA".!!! V, d most enthu ppl of our batch, prepared a script for skit..its lyk..."If Happy Days (a telugu muvi) happens in BITS".... V also thot of doin 2 dances, one medley n d other a theme dance wid horror as a theme... One day, v had a meet regarding Wat 2 do in YUVA. V were totally excited n expected a lot of ppl in d meet, but 2 our surprise n grief der was no one frm 1st yearites except 4 us!!! D Seniors were completely shocked as every year dey had 2 beg d girls 2 participate. V told our ideas n gave dem d script v prepared for skit. Der were 2 second yearites, Putty n Potti :D dey read our script nd started giving various xpressions...believe me..u nvr saw dose many xpressions 2gether on a face!!!
Su : "Bhaiyyah, wat do u thnk of d script??"
Both :*Giggle*
B.t : "If der r ny changes v could make, please tell us.."
Both : *giggle*
They kept on giggling n went off... Added 2 our grief, wen v told dem, v'll perform hiphop, dey giggled more n said, "Girls can't do hiphop!!"
Dats it, all our enthu came down, v felt very awkward n disgusting!! V dropped all our ideas n started 2 leave, just den came, Satyam (if u dnt lyk d name,u cn call him "maytas"!! :P ;) ) d Vice Prez of AS. He said, "Putty n Potti thinks girls should nt do skits n u just dnt care abt dem, do watever u wish!!" Frm den, he started getting close 2 us.

Adventures on d roads of Delhi..

V were standing before ISBT, me, su, b.t n devta with our luggage.V just hoped for a Shahid kapoor 2 come n drive us very fast 2 Agra, so dat v cn catch our train. ;)
Wasting no tym v went 2 see if v can get a cab till Agra so dat v can catch our train der. V went out n saw an auto with a sardar auto-wala.
Su : "Bhaiyyah, v need 2 go 2 Agra."
Sardar : "Y do u 4 girls want 2 go to Agra at dis point of tym??"
**Wat d F!! hw will dat matter 2 him!!!** Well, Su told him d whole story.
Sardar: "Wat?? No one will take u to Agra at dat speed.It will take atleast 4 hrs. Its too dangerous 4 u girls 2 trvel all d way 2 Agra like dis...blah blah....U ppl go back 2 ur homes!!!"
**Go back 2 our homes!!! Arey v r trying 2 go 2 our homes only!!!**  He kept yelling at us...truly yelling..
Su got totally irritated n shouted back, "K, v will!!" This made him leave.
He just sounded like dat station master in Jab We Met, continuously  blabbin..."akeli ladki khuli hui thijori ki tarah hai!!!" Well, just den another auto came...
 B.t : "Bhaiyyah, Agra jana hai"
Auto-wala : "k...i'll get u der in half an hour...it will cost u 100 rs"
Agra s soo far n he asked us only 100 rs n reaching Agra in half an hour s out of q!! Just den v understood dat he s tryin smthn wicked. IMP: Remember one thing dnt trust dose taxi-walas who ask for less money. So, v dropped Agra plans n took an auto n reached New Delhi railway station. Huh!!Y dont JAB WE METs happen in real life?!!sigh!!:(
V were standing b4 new Delhi railway station,me su, b.t n devta with our luggage. V had many plans n many options but d most difficult job s 2 find out which s d best option 4 us. So, d options v had...
1. Take anythng wich s available at dat tym...may b auto or bus or train watever n reach Agra n catch our train der. Flaw : No taxi or bus can match d speed of express train. So,catchin train in Agra s almost impossible. And v already dropped dis plan.
2. Cancel our tickets 4 Tamilnadu n catch d next available train n reach home. Flaw : Its very diff 2 get free seats wihtout registration.
3. Go back 2 pilani. Flaw : R u shitting!!!
Having all dese options, v chose d best one.....calling GP and scolding him!!! Well, actually v dint scold him, v just raised our voices a little bit n explained our situation n even he reacted good....good as in he showed a little worry n said he will get our tickets of TN express canceled n will find if he can get tickets 4 us 4 d nxt available train.
Dev : "Next avilable train?!!! He thinks he owns Railways!! Hw can he get tickets 4 us??"
Su : "And wat happened 2 his dialogue 'mein hoon na'!!"
Meanwhile our parents started calling us...dis made our situation more horrible...Some of our parents were asking hw it happened, some were worried, some tried 2 give us suggestions, some angry on management, some even cried... explaining dem d situation n makin dem nt 2 worry abt us was d most tough task!! Well, parents..dey r like dat. :) :)
Well, v found out dat d nxt train availabl s Vizag Swarnajayanti wich will leave at 6.00 A.M in Hazrath Nizamuddin station (It s another railway station in Delhi). So, v went 2 d ladies waiting  room, got ourselves smthn 2 eat...well, nt just smthn, v got naans n paneer butter masala n relaxed a bit n 4 tym pass watched Omkar-Genius show ((Yea..here in BITS, it s very famous..v njoi d show a lot, in a sarcastic sense ofcourse!! Serious offenses against Omkar fckr :P ;) ))
4'O clck in d mrng, v started for Nizamuddin station...took a taxi n I bet u, Delhi was lookin beautifl dat day... der was no one on d streets, empty roads, cool winter weather n v forgot all our troubles!! Here v thot, wat ever happened, v will always remember dat v were d ones who saw empty Delhi streets, who acted quick n wise in crisis, who travelled frm ISBT to ND railwy statn n den to nizamuddin ourselves carrying all our luggage and those who missed deir train n ate naan n paneer butter masala in waiting hall in Delhi station!! \m/ \m/ B)
V were standing b4 nizamuddin railway station,me su, b.t n devta with our luggage....
V saw many of our batchmates der. Su, B.t went 2 dem 2 ask 4 sm help...
Su : "Raghav"
Raghav : "der r so many here,y r u calling only me?!!!"
Su : "Coz, u r d only one v know.."
Raghav : "Ohhk. Den, he s banti, dis s chintu n dis s mintu. Nw ask dem!!"
V were totally dumb-stricken by dat answer n explained him d whole situation. Just den Surr came der..
So, Surr n Raghav helped us get tickets. lucky v r, v got current reservation n booked our tickets....
Hmm...thus dis was also a happy ending!!! Well, d Shahid kapoor v wished 4 did come in d form of Surr 4 B.t's rescue!! Really, u should see B.t blushing den!! ;) :P

That Awesome trip 2 home...

Hmm... I finally got my net,2dy. I applied 4 it somewhere near Dec 4th well, my parents did...n got d net finally 2dy!! Well...Govt.

Coming 2 d post...
May b its written in our destiny dat all d weird n ofcourse thrillin things should happen in our life, especially me, su, n bt!!So..here goes another story...me, su, bt n devatha...v 4, booked our tickets 2 home on 11th, Tamilnadu Expess which s scheduled at 10.30. Everytym, v go frm Pilani till Delhi by cab or bus n board d train in Delhi, during semester hols, Insti provides bus.Wich I already told u in d beginning of this blog. Keepin in mind d Delhi traffic n fog, it will take min 6 hrs 2 reach Delhi frm Pilani. As v do everytym, v booked Insti bus till Delhi which was scheduled at 2.00 p.m n got everythn ready...huh!!But v dint knw den, dat thngs will turn out dis way....

Tym -12.00 p.m Place - FD2 (outside exam hall)
Me : "Ah!!Finally Exams r over!!"
Su : "Ya!!Come lets find Devatha....V hav 2 draw money frm A.T.M n v r getin late!!"

Tym - 12.40 Place - UCO bank's ATM
Me : "Where r v boardin d bus??"
Su : "Patel statue"
Dev : "V hav 2 make it fast...bus s at 2.00 n v still hav 2 hav our lunch n pack our bags!!! N Chetna...make it fast!! Dnt get us late as u always do!!"
Me : "Wat!! M nt d only 1 who will get u late all d tym!!!"
Su n Dev : "Yes u r!!!!"
Me : "Oh!! K den.."
V quickly had our lunch in IC n rushed 2 MB...

Tym - 1.25 Place -MB
Just as v entered MB, v saw B.t comin 2wards us....Devta was already tensed..
Dev : "Is everythn ready??"
B.t : "Yah..I just need 2 wash my hair"
Dev : "B.t!!Go!!!Fast!!"

Tym -2.00p.m Place - MB
V did our final packin n got ready 2 go to Patel statue where v were supposed 2 board our bus
Ash : "Huh!!! M just comin frm Patel statue...buses dint come yet"
Dev : "Oh God!! Chetna,call GP n ask him abt buses"
GP....lets call him so...s d GENERAL SECRETARY of BITS dis year. Usually its Gen Sec's responsiblity. So, I called him...I was already very confused whether to call him just GP or add more respect by adding bhaiyyah, so I went like dis....
Me : "GP.....(long pause)....bhaiyya!!!"
GP : "Ya"
Me : "Wen will d buses come??"
GP : "Oh..dey haven't come yet?!!"
Me : "!!!!!!((he s d Gen sec n he doesn't knw!!!)) No,dey havnt"
GP : "K,I'll call n check"
Me : "Ah!! actually, Our train leavs at 10.30 n v can't afford missing it!!!"
GP : "Ya ya..no problem!!! 10.30 no!!! U will reach by den...MEIN HOON NA!!!"
I cut d phone n wondered 4 sm tym....did he just say "Mein hoon na"!!! S he in d halucination dat he s SRK??!!! If yes, I would prefer ka ..ka...ka...kiran instead. :P (( Yeah, kk.... I knw its a PJ!!! :@ ))

Tym - 2.20 p.m Place- MB!!!
Dev : "Wen will dese stupid buses come??"
Me : "Frnds,dnt worry..nthn will happen 2 us!!! GP hai na!!!"
By dat tym,GP called n said
GP : "Hey..buses hav come...dey will b leavin in 10 min"
10 min!!! Dats it...v ran like Amitab in Agnipath...ofcourse not in slow motion!!! 4 ppl who dint see Agnipath....wat r u doin??!!!! Go watch it nw!!!

Tym - 2.30 p.m Place - Patel statue
Su : "Hey look...Surr s d incharge of our bus!!!"
Me, Dev : "Ooooooo!!!!!!!!"
4got 2 tell u... he s a member of SU ((Student Union)) n took incharge of d bus!!!

Tym - 2.40 p.m Place - Inside bus
V all were waitin 4 d bus 2 start

Tym - 3.00 p.m Place - Inside bus
V all were waitin 4 d bus 2 start

Tym - 3.15 p.m Place - Still Inside bus
Finally d bus started...
B.t : "Huh!!Accordin 2 GP 1 hr s 10 min!!!"

Tym - 8.15 p.m Place - just as u guessed...Inside bus
Bus stopped in some god foresaken place...V all were panicked by hearing a huge blast....
Dev : "Su, ask driver wat happend"
Su : "Wat happend bhaiyyah??"
Driver : "Tyre got punctured!!!"
Su : "Dnt u hav spare bhaiyyah??"
Driver : "No..m waitin 4 it!!"
Dev : "Wen will v reach delhi!!! He already wasted 1 hr at petrol station!!!Dint dey check d bus b4 comin here!!! No petrol, no spare tyre, no good seats n d bus s running at a great speed dat even I can run faster dan it!!! N GP says, 'mein hoon na'!!! Blah blah blah...."
Well Devta kept scoldin 4 abt "dnt knw exactly" minutes, n v, havin nthn 2 do....waited 4 d bus 2 start. Just den v heared a conversation b/w a senior n a junior
Sr : "Arey yr, Holi here s very good!!"
Ju : "Really bhaiyyah??!!! Wat do u do?"
Sr : "V actually dig a pit,fill it with water n throw everybody in it. By d end of d day, all our clothes will b torn.. even d girls' dresses will b torn but u can't see nythn as dey will b appropriately dressed!!"
Ju :"Wat r u talkin bhaiyyah!! Chi!!"
Sr :"R u a gay or what!!!"

Tym - 8.50 p.m Place - Inside bus
V all were waitin 4 d bus 2 start

Tym - 9.15 p.m Place- Inside bus
Finally bus started....

Tym - 9.55 p.m Place - Inside bus
Bus reached Delhi....

Tym - 10.10 p.m Place - Inside bus
V lost d way!!!!

Tym - 10.25p.m Place -Inside bus
V were still lost!!!
Losing hope on driver, many got down n took taxi or auto or watever dey get...
V, were no exception....but d only thng s..v couldn't find an auto....Topping all...d driver declared dat he dnt knw d way 2 Delhi station n asked us all 2 get down at ISBT!!! If u dnt knw....ISBT s d bus station in Delhi which s faaaaaar away frm New Delhi station n it will take atleast 30 min frm ISBT to reach Delhi station!!!

Tym - 10.30p.m Place - ISBT
V knw almost nthn abt Delhi....wat do v get where n where 2 go when v want smthn...only 1 thng was in our mind....
V MISSED THE TRAIN!!!!

:D :D :D

Heyy...U knw, m a great fan of ManU n I just came 2 knw dat Badra s also a fan of ManU!!! yay!!!! :D :D Kk..coming 2 d post..
2dy's topic s Crushes!!! <3 <3 Actually nt crushes but those whom v like for one or d other reasons n those names which our frnds use just 2 make fun of us!! :)
Startin wid Su...being a great dancer herself...she also loves dancers!!Der s dis guy,our senior, who dances good...the positive qualities in him r 1.he dances good..2.he dances good n 3.he dances good!!! So, she likes him a lot..she actually likes every1 who dances good though she argues "i dont like evry so called good dancer!!i like some 1 implies there s some sort of magic in dem or preferably in deir dance." Lets call him Sid 4 nw....There s a video of his dance which he performed on some occasion...Believe me..der r like a 6 members in dat dance...she has seen dat video like a 100 times n she doesnt evn knw d faces of others except 4 dat sid's!!!
Nw coming 2 B.t...good God!!!she has got a very good list of crushes...ah!! nt actually crushes but dose who she thinks r good looking!!There r 5 members in dat list of hers!!She also has tag lines 4 each of dem...


A brief note on all her crushes...k, nt crushes...so called crushes...in her own words : 
1. Surr..."he s good by nature n good-looking too" (she s actually confused b/w good by nature n good-looking.) 
2. Jay..."I thot he ws good looking"
3. Babloo..."he s GOOD LOOKIN....but such a bachcha re!!!"
4. Jurg..."he will look good if he puts on a li'l w8" ( huh!!!wat sort of a coment dat s, wen b.t herself maintains a '0' size??!!! )
5. Khaleja..."among all guys in BITS, he's ok 2 look at"


A brief note on all her crushes in our words...
1. Surr..."which shit idiot said he s good by nature!!He s as crazy as ny other BITSian!!And 4 d good looking part "roflmao!!!" (in chorus)"
2. Jay..."he s soo full of attitude n I dnt knw if he s good looking as his face s always covered with beard wich looks like d Amazon forest!!! :D"
3. Babloo..."he s such a flirt n proudly claims dat he s a flirt!!!"
4. Jurg..."he s d craziest n a despo v have ever seen!!!"
5. Khaleja..."If s 'ok' to look at among all d BITSian guys...i'll just say, guys..go jump off d cliff!!!"


The story about Surr s very interesting...One fine day..I was sittin in my rum, minding my own business while all others went off 2 deir classes...B.t. came 2 my room n v started talkin gen topics...I dnt remember hw she started dis, but she started telling actually yelling!!!
B.t : "Hey..Surr s good looking!!"
Me : "Holy shit!!R u in ur senses??!!!! He looks like a gay!!" ( Nuthin against Surr. V only said dat 2 tease B.t. )
B.t : "What!!He s nt like dat!!"
Me : "U r really blind!! No!!! Nt him!!!"
B.t : "U dnt say dat!! He s much better dan Badra!!" ((She said d same sentence like a 100 times))
Saying dis she started yelling at me...almost scolding me!! To dis, I replied coolly..
Me : "I never said Badra s good looking, I just said he s cool!!I'll also never make d mistake of sayin he s good looking!!"
Dts it...I dint even complete d sentence, she started beating me!!Literally beating me!!! If I would have said another word,she would have attempted murder on me!!!
Just den Su came frm class 2 my rescue...she actually rushed into d room listening 2 our shouts which were audible till d gate of our hostel!!! She also freaked out seeing us fighting!!V stopped fightin n I said 2 her..
Me : "B.t says Surr s good looking!!"
Su : "Holy shit!!R u in your senses??!!!He looks like a gay!!" ( 2 Surr : "No offence again." )
Me : "Actually!! I said d same words!!"
Su : "Seriously B.t..U r blind!!"
B.t. : "Wat!! I just said he s good looking!!"
Su : "Good looking??!!!!"
B.t : "I mean he s good by nature!!"
Su : "Good by nature??!!!!!!"
B.t : "No he s good looking!!!"
Me n Su : "Ooohhh GGaaaawwwwdddd!!!!! B.t!!!!!"
Thus 4 B.t., Surr s good looking...no...he s good by nature...na na...he s good looking!!! (( She must hav gone mad dat day. Donno y she spoke al dat. Nyways, v nw hav a vry good reason 4 teasin her..... Hehehe...lol maxxx!!! ))
NOTE : The persons mentioned above and the names used are fictional any resemblance to anybody living or dead is purely a coincidence!!! :P ;)


Hmm...finally Comprees have come 2 an end :D :D...Sm of us r leavin on 11th n some others on 15th!!V r coming back again on 3rd Jan...d same AP express again!! :) Till d college starts again, v nt goin 2 publish a post... :( :( Will miss BITS a lot!! Will also miss dose silly pranks n dose thrilling nightouts n especially MT labs!! Yeah...Mr.Ur Head...though u gave us very less marks compared 2 all d other sections...V'll miss u!! Will also miss DC n ANC n especially sharmaji's Aloo Dum Biryani n d craziness of my frnds n wait a sec,y am I emotional as if dis s my last day in Bits??!!! M goin home 4 hardly 1 month!! Again after 1 month, I'll get 2 see dese monkey faces again whethr I wish or not!!! Dnt u wory guys, I'll b back on 3rd...till den good bye.,tc.,n njoi life!!N most importantly "Dnt u dare 4get us!! :D :D :D n also happy hols 2 evry1" :D

"DC"

For dose who dnt knw,DC or Direct Connection s a LAN connection where u cn share n download muvis, songs n whatnot everythn...everythn means "everythn"!!!! Neither my brain nor dis blog s enuf 2 explain u everythn abt DC.So, just keep in mind three thngs...1.V cn dwnload n share nythn  2.V cn also send public n private messages in it  3.U have 2 assign a name for urselves in DC, which s known as ur 'DC nick' for example some 'Mr.X' cn choose the name 'Great' as his DC nick n d real identity s kept a secret...well,almost a secret. 

Comin 2 d story,V,d most enthu candidates,B) :D as usual do a lot of thngs wid DC!!V do a lot of investigation regarding a lot of thngs n find whos DC nick s wat....it will not b boastin abt ourselves if I say dat v knw d DC nicks of almost all guys n gals of our batch!!! :D Then an interestin thing happend one day...

If u remember,I said V borrowed chem manuals frm some other guys n copied our results. One of dem was Sampath (dis s nt d real name..lets just assume). One day v happend 2 see a nick "Samppy" in DC, wich had a folder wid name Bitsian babes!!! V dwnloaded d folder n found a lot of pics, videos n Gtalk chats of some of d 'famous' girls of our college!! Our intrest grew on who Samppy was... so v did our investigation n found dat its none other dan Mr.Sampath!!!

B.t : "I never thot he s such a gross person!!!"

Me n Su : Oooohhhhoooooooo!!!!!

B.t : Just shut up!!! He dnt seem such!!He even talked nice 2 us when v asked him d book.

Su : Come on!! Hw can u say if a person s good or bad based on hw he talks??!!

Me : Yeah,moreover v r girls..no1 will use bad words while talkin 2 girls!!!

B.t : K,v'll do one thing, lets change our DC nick n send him a private message in DC as one of his friends!!!

So,v changed B.t's DC nick as 'Death Racer' to make it look more "boy way" n sent him a private message...

"Hii ra mama!!wat doin??"

nd wited for a long tym...he dint giv rply..den v typed agn

"Orey..rply bey!!"

Unfortunately or fortunately he dint give rply dat day.

Ppl can also send public messages 2 one another in DC which r visible 2 all... Sm guys even chat on DC..dey use such a vulgar language n talk on dose dirty topics dat even d word gross will commit suicide if I use it here. They talk on topics like..rating girls n discussing abt d recent p*** video dey watchd n so on..I cn tell u wat all dey talk but m afrid i'll b arrested by d sensor board!!

Another day...v happend 2 see some guys were chattin on which s d best place to have xxx!! One of dem,declared dat v'll allocate a name for each place like paris for bedroom, madrid for kitchen n some other place for car n so on n keep d place v like as our SM in FB..n v will nt let girls know abt dis!! Huh!!as if girls r all dead!! :|
                  U should see FB d nxt day...every BITSian guy's SM was d place dey like to hav xxx!!!

Adventures in MT lab

I did mention about our MT physics I/C,right?..Nw,comes our MT chemistry...chem I/C,exactly opposite 2 dat of phy I/C...nd I/C means Instructor Incharge...Truly,v still dnt knw his name!!He s a man of about 45-50 year old or atleast he looks so with very little traces of hair on his scalp nd always in a mood 2 scold nd harass students wid his never ending Q's.Only 2 things r most fav 2 him, 1.Asking viva., 2.Deducting marks of a student..hopeless!! :( :'( As dey say every coin has two sides, he also has a comedy side in him or atleast comedy 2 us...His English!!Sometyms v rofl at his english..here s a sample 4 u..
#Keep looking the notice board#
#I'll tell u on notice board where to come, U come and meet me in my office#
#After completing the experiment,meet all three of U#
Coming to the main part,it was our second chem lab nd v hd 2 do this stupid detection processes.Those endless processes where v have 2 detect d presence of Glucose, Fructose nd even some acids nd whatnot everything!!Let us call our I/C Mr.Chem 4 instance.Nd if u remember, Me,Su n B.t. r in d same sec...as usual, v did our nightout d day b4 n got up late, ofcourse nt as late as mentioned earlier nd reched d lab late only by 5 min.And there he was,standing at d entrance as d Hell Master himself nd said,"M nt goin 2 allow u in."
"What shit!!V were only late by 5 min!!Come on,5 min s nothing!!" This s wat v wanted 2 say bt lookin at his Hell boy face,v couldnt open our mouth.While all our minds were workin fast on d fake reason to b told nw, Su's brain suggested smthn nd v used d idea,so  opened our mouths,
Su : "Sir,v were late in a class."
Mr.Chem : "What class??"
B.t : "Maths"
Mr.Chem : "Who's class?? What s d sec num n instructors name??"
All : *Shit*
Me in mind : *What a kind of Q s dis?!!Who will ask such Q??I mean, WHO WILL ASK SUCH Q?!!!!!*
Mr Chem : "Come on.tell me!!"
Me : blank
Su : blank
B.t. : "Sir,v dnt knw!!" *trembling*
Mr.Chem : "Dnt knw?!!!What do u mean dnt knw!!Hw can u nt knw d name of ur Instructor?!!!U hav 2 tell me d name n sec num,only den i'll let u in!!"
Saying this he went away
B.t : "Y s he so excited??V even dnt knw his name!!"
((4 d excitement he showed here,I thot if v said v dnt knw his name either, he would hav got an heart atack!!))
As God was on our side,Su brought d time table book which has d details of all classes.It s given 2 us on d day b4 registration,its like a "Guidance Book". Bt registration itself s one useless n hopeless process nd as if v need guidance 2 do a hopeless job!! That useless binding of papers seemed like The Holy Bible dat day... never in my life I thot dat book will b helpful 2 us.Thanking God, v searched 4 a sec num which s on dat particular tym n got one.Its sec num 6 nd Instructor was Mr.ABC (say).Proud as v were 4 finding what v want,v showed Sir d sec num n I/C's name.
Mr.Chem : "R u sure??"
All : "Yeah!!"
Mr.Chem : "K den,I'll conform dis wid Mr.ABC.If u r telling a lie I'll nt give u marks 4 dis experiment n will take serious actions towards u!!"
That was it,that was d moment where v felt as if d world ended 4 us!!V have never attended d class, v even dnt knw hw Mr.ABC looks like!!!And Mr.ABC wouldnt hav even heard of our names!!On d top of all dese, in case of arrogance n sadism, Mr.ABC s like twin brother of Mr.Chem!!!Having nthn 2 do wid d circumstances,v have decided atleast 2 do d exp well.Nd v started our exp...he came even there...
Mr.Chem : "Which exp do u have today?"
Su : "Detection of Organic Compounds"
Mr.Chem : "Where s ur lab coat?"
All of us : !!!!!!!
((V turned around n looked at d whole class,not even a single student was wearing a lab coat!!))
Mr.Chem : "Dnt U knw U have to get ur lab coats!!K,next tym bring ur lab coats.Nd, in dis exp u shud nt keep d test tube slant while heating. tell me y?"
And he pointed towards me!!
Wat d ****!! I came 2 knw dat v shud nt keep d test tube slant only when he told me, nw hw come will i knw d reason 4 it nw!!Trying 2 say something I started answering wid full confidence..
Me : "Sir,coz d chemicals r very reactive n may gush on 2 ur face nd...."
Mr.Chem : "Ur head!!!"
Me : !!!!!!
B.t. : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Su : "hehe!!!.... Oh Sorry!!" *still laughing*
Did he just say 'Ur head'?? Ur head??!!!!!
Then he pointed 2wards B.t. Being afrid of what he might scold her, she simply said, "Dnt knw Sir". He turned 2 Su nd asked d same Q,
Su : "Sir,d test tube may break nd..."
Listenin 2 our ans, may b he thought v r hopeless,said some reason n went away. From then his name s Mr.Ur head!!
As if this was not enough,another day came, wid another adventure, for us to b done.Dat day v had 2 do some 'Iodination' exp..I dnt remember what it s about.As usual,v went 2 d lab nd started our exp...B4 telling abt wat happend in d lab,remember dat me, Su, B.t, V, Ash r all in an assoc ((Bitsian term 4 association));lets say X assoc among all d assocs,clubs,departments v have in BITS, more 2 b told abt our "beloved" assoc in coming posts...so,as v were doin our exp, our sr started calling us.First Su got d call then B.t n then me,v ignored it 4 sm tym bt he kept on calling as it was a life n death matter,so, v took out our phone n started texting him wat d matter was,nd totally forgot abt d exp.V came into d present world when sm1 shouted frm behind, "What r u doing??". V,half irritated n half conscious turned around 2 see who it was.  Nd huh!!It was none other than d Hell Master, Mr.Ur head. Shocked by d sight infront of us, v noticed dat d tym left s only half an hour, v have to take totally 5 readings of d exp nd v have taken only 1!!
Mr.Chem : "Only half an hour s left n u have taken only 1 reading!!!When will u complete d whole exp?!!"
Saying dat he went away...nd v continued wid our exp, dunno wats d prob wid our exp, may b its d apparatus or our ignorance of d exp or our bad luck, wat ever d case s, our values were abrupt...only 10 mins were left..so v started thinkin...its ob v r nt goin to complete d whole exp in 15 min, so v borrowed d lab book of guys who have already done d exp n copied d result.Declaring dat v hav completed d exp,v showed Sir our results..
Mr.Ur head : "Before 30 min u had only 1 reading nd now u have all the readings?!!!U copied dint u??"
Nw wat do u expect of ny1 hw to react in a situation like this??!!!V were dumbfolded bt soon regained our senses nd were successful in convincing dat v have done d exp.
Another day,me n B.t wrote d Chem practical record 2gether nd submitted it 2 him....
Mr.Ur head : "How come U both wrote d same things in Ur record??U copied, dint U??"
#Yeah,in BITS, unlike all other colleges,U should nt copy a lab record bt write it in ur own words!!#
B.t. : "No Sir,its just dat v both wrote it 2gether."
Mr.Ur head : "Bt it should nt b similar,next tym make sure dat u dnt write d same, der must b difference atleast in grammar!!"
Nw hw s 'grammar' goin 2 matter in a 'chemistry' record, I dnt knw!!!Thus our MT Chem was a disaster!!!

Into d system of BITS

V had our registrations to b done.Dats d most hectic nd useless process.Hectic coz,u have to take d timings of each n every lecturer and his lecture n tutorial section nd useless coz u never get d sec u wanted.Some times d sec u have registered into makes all d difference!!!

Thus life as a BITSian starts.And as BITSians,night outs r a part of our life.For most of u guys,night outs r dose which u do b4 exams to read.But 4 us,watch movies,get ANC order((All Night Canteen which s available from 6PM to 3AM....very famous...d food der s good!!)),chat endlessly on FB n Gtalk.

Not all of us r such,infact, Ash,Devata,Sandy r a kind of GHOT kind. GHOT,Fullform : Generating Heat On Table..a word from BITSian lingo 4 ppl who r very serious abt deir studies n read almost 24/7...While Ash s superior to all.She s also d Course Topper of many subjects dis sem.

                                                     Graph- CLASSES v/s TIME
If u plot a graph takin num of classes v attend on Y-axis nd time on X-axis...

click on d image 2 see it properly

Yeah,4got 2 tell u,here B.t s actually Manasvi.She was given dat BITSian name as she was d Board Topper...not actually Board Topper,but 7th rank as far as I remember.

Talking abt classes.,v have MT I ((Measurement Techniques Lab)).For ppl who dnt knw abt it,its some shit course with 2hrs labs full of experiments from physics,chemistry n biology,where v have 2 form groups with no more dan 5 members n some hopeless,dumb instructors 2 guide us n a lot of sadistic,mediocre minds asking us viva questions.Me,Su n Bt r in same group.By d graph mentioned above,u must have known by nw hw carefree n lite v r,so its ob dat v make hopeless mistakes in our experiments.V once made a mistake in our experiment n finally completed it after 3 classes,almost 1 MONTH.
Above all,one day as usual we did our night out and slept early in d morning at 7.Dat day v had our MT phy lab at 11.I was in deep sleep when suddenly Su woke me up,completely panicked as if she just saw a ghost pass by.Not knowing why,may b as a part of reflex actions,i looked at my watch.Tym was 11:15....11:15!!!!! V were already "LATE" to a "LAB" by 15 mins!!
V dint think,just woke up,got dressed n rushed 2 class.V entered d class late by 30 mins!!!
Instructor Incharge : Which section r u in??
3 of us : !!!!!this(in low voice)
In I : what happened???
Me : Sir,actually...
In I : ???
Su : She fainted..
In I : Who??
3 of us : ????!!!!!!
Me : Manasvi...(or Bt)
Bt : ???!!!!!!!!!
Su : yeah she!!!
Bt : yeah me!!!!!!
In I : kk,do ur exp

Thank god!!!Nd v dint even read d experiment...reading exp s lite,v dint even BRUSH!!!
Our Instructor Incharge s a very good man.Dint even scold us n also gave us extra tym 2 complete d exp.If ny1 else was in his place,he would have simply failed us in our course!!!

Rest of d journey...(part 1)

Our hearts were filled wid excitement n anxiety as we r going 2 b seniors.Being senior s like BEING SENIOR(Seriously der s no word 2 explain d feelin...u just hv 2 experience it!!!).V thot a lot abt juniors in short jus(pronounced as juice)...naturally in BITS jus call seniors(der s also a short form 4 seniors,but as v r seniors nw,v hv decided nt 2 use it....yeah,self-respect!!)didi n bhaiyyah...ofcourse wid respect 2 gender.V hv decided nt 2 rag our jus n b more frndly wid dem.But things dint turn up as v expected(a whole episode of jus will b said in coming posts).


V were much enthusiastic abt d changes happenin in our college.So v started our discussion to b more precise babbling on dat topic
Manasvi : "Hey ,do u knw?Insti s bein painted in pink"
All 2gether : "NOOOOO....4 Gods sake....Not PINK!!!"
Ash : "Y r u screaming?!!Wats wrong wid pink?!!"
Su : "R u crazy!!!Pink s such a girly colour.Our clg will luk more lyk a ladies emporium!!!" (yeah,v r nt at all girly!!nd v love being us!!)
So,terrified abt d idea of "BITS Pilani in Pink" v called Sandhya aka Sandy aka Chiranjeevi(famous tollywood hero..d name was given to sandy 'based on d fact' dat her accent s similar to his).Her common dialogues r :-
1)Okkkati Ppheekutha!!!
2)Ye cchachu vedava ccheppadogani.....and so on...
And so she said 2 us on phone,"Ye chacchu vedava cheppadogani Insti ni pink lo paint chestunnattu,ala emi ledu!!Its being painted in cream n der r extra wooden racks fixed in our rooms.Dats it!!" V were relieved....thank goodness nt pink.


V were singing songs,commentin on ppl around us especially on the "romantic couple",shoutin n screamin loudly nd naturally got bored of it.So Su,Manasvi went to stand at d door.Some of our batch mates(guys) passed by just den...Su n Manasvi started laughing...dey dint even pass by us,my frnds started shoutin my name...waste fellows!!!Actually,der s a reason 4 it,Badra,my "so called crush".
BADRA....he s nt my crush...or may b he s...NOOO..he s nt my crush!!!I just adore him 4 d way he is,especially his hair.I like his name a lot...I once told dis 2 my frns n dey started teasing me...my stupid creative frnds even wrote his name on my b'day cake!!!Thank God cakes r nt b preserved bt wats d use....the heights of deir teasin s dat,on HOLI day dey wrote his name with permanent colours on my shirt n I was caught by my mom....I was seriously under angels protection,my mom dint take it seriously or she took it seriously but dint let me knw it,watever d condition might b d result s she knows abt Badra...

As it all started!!!

I was der in WARANGAL station waitin on 1st platform 4 A.P.Express 2 come.Me,Chetna,student of B.Pharmacy in BITS Pilani,Rajasthan.I was expectin Manasvi der.Train tym was announced n der was no sign of her.Then I called her with my voice tremblin with tension,der she replied coolly,"M on d way".Stupid Manasvi I thought....Manasvi,student of B.E(Civil Engg.).Great fan of Shahid in Vivaah...watched it lyk a 100 times.Born intelligent,she eats less n sleeps more.

Nw I cn even hear d whistlin of d train....(actually its nt d 1st tym m travellin in A.P.Express,to say almost all d students of Andhra Pradesh travell in dis train.Its like our 2nd home...no no,3rd home wid BITS being our 2nd.) n Manasvi dint come yet!!!After d train stopped,I saw her coming...her parents,tensed,carrying al her luggage...der she was walkin peacefully,smilin at me n wavin her hand!!!Look at her!!!

V got into S9 where our friends are already waitin 4 us...Sushma aka Su.,Aishwarya or Ash , Varshitha , Madhumitha aka Mads(its al in d name!!)...For me it was soo good 2 see my friends after boring holidays of 2 n half months.....but 4 dem it was shockin 2 see me...as I had my haircut done in a difernt rather wierd way!!Actually I had no intention of such a cut,it was unexpectedly rather unfortunately done!!

A journey of a whole day takes us 2 reach Delhi...(v'll usually go 2 Delhi n catch a bus 2 Pilani)....and in a whole day,many things r prone 2 happen!!!